What's hot?

Attractive Characteristics of Females:

• Face
• Legs
• Stomach
• Hair
  
• Smile
• Laugh
• Personality: funny, outgoing, not quiet
• Similar Interests: music, sports, movies
• Friends: Do I like hers? Does she like mine?
  
• Family
• Goal Oriented

Examples:

• Paris Hilton
• Hayden Panitiere
• Angelina Jolie
• Jessica Simpson
• Jessica Alba
• Jennifer Lopez
  

SNL - Sarah Palin & Hilary Clinton Skit

What you have to know in order for the video clip to be funny:

• Who is running for president - McCain vs. Obama
• Who the two women are - Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton
  
• Clinton is a democrat.
• Palin is a republican.
• Clinton did not receive the democratic nomination for president.
  
• Palin is McCain's running mate.
  
• Palin is said to be unqualified for the position.
  
• The United States has never had a woman President or Vice-president.
  

So This is How the Grinch Stole Christmas...

I woke up a woman yesterday. I didn't really even know until I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I still looked the same for the most part, except now I had hug breasts and a nice ass. I didn't know what the hell was going on, but I went with it. I called my best friend Chris and he didn't believe me when I told him. So I drove over to his place and showed him myself. It was weird thought because he kept checking me out and grabbing my ass. It started to get uncomfortable and suddenly I was feeling a sharp pain in my stomach. I went home to explore my new features, after all I love boobies. I had to go to the bathroom and I felt really gay having to sit down to piss. Then all of a sudden I just saw blood dripping down in the toilet. No way I just started my period. Wow being a girl is probably the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Then later that night I was feeling better so I decided to go out to the club with my boys, except now I was the chick. When we got downtown everyone was hollering and whistling at me. When I got in the club though it was tight because all these guys just kept buying me drinks hoping I would dance with them, but just because I have a vigina doesn't mean I want any penis. Im a lesbian now.

A Letter to You, Two

Chris,

Whats up man? Dude this weekend was sweet. I got f*cked up friday night because it was the last night of rush week. These little pledges don't know what the f*ck is going on haha. but then I came home saturday and went over to kym's with brandon and hayley. We didn't really do much any except smoke. Then sunday I went out to mona's for Nin's birthday and it was boring but the food was good. We played this gay ass game but my team won the championship so I guess it wasn't that bad. The whole day pretty much wore me out and I had to get up the next day so I just crashed. Monday I woke up and got ready to go back to Knoxville. When I got back, we smoked over at snatch's and then we watched that damn game. I was so pissed we lost. F*ck Daniel Lincoln. Anyways dude that's about it. I'll hit you up later.

Peace,
Bill





Dear Nin,

This weekend was pretty boring, as far as weekends in Knoxville are concerned. Friday night was bid night so we had a big party in the fort for our new pledges. They definately had fun, but I hope they enjoyed it because starting this week they'll be in for a rude awakening. I didn't feel good when I woke up saturday but I got some food and felt fine. Then later that day I packed up my stuff and came back home for my your birthday. Since the party wasn't until sunday, saturday night I went over to Kym's and chilled with Brandon and Hayley. Sunday I didn't wake up until 1 p.m. so I was already late for your party. I took a shower and just threw my clothes on then drove to Franklin. We played some weird game where each team throws these ropes that have golf balls on each end at a target with three different rods. The rope has to stay on the rod to get points, and each rod is a different amount of points. That night I just went home because I was tired. Monday I woke up and packed up to leave for Knoxville. I got back right before the game started so I just grabbed some food and then headed over to Zack's. We watched to game over there and I can't believe we lost. I hate Daniel Lincoln.

Love you,
Bill