So This is How the Grinch Stole Christmas...

I woke up a woman yesterday. I didn't really even know until I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I still looked the same for the most part, except now I had hug breasts and a nice ass. I didn't know what the hell was going on, but I went with it. I called my best friend Chris and he didn't believe me when I told him. So I drove over to his place and showed him myself. It was weird thought because he kept checking me out and grabbing my ass. It started to get uncomfortable and suddenly I was feeling a sharp pain in my stomach. I went home to explore my new features, after all I love boobies. I had to go to the bathroom and I felt really gay having to sit down to piss. Then all of a sudden I just saw blood dripping down in the toilet. No way I just started my period. Wow being a girl is probably the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Then later that night I was feeling better so I decided to go out to the club with my boys, except now I was the chick. When we got downtown everyone was hollering and whistling at me. When I got in the club though it was tight because all these guys just kept buying me drinks hoping I would dance with them, but just because I have a vigina doesn't mean I want any penis. Im a lesbian now.